Scooter's Goin' to the Hoosegow!!

Yes, that's right. I. Lewis Libby -- right hand to that master of malevolence Dick Cheney -- is going to jail! The Big House! The clink! The pen! The slammer! I think you get the idea. Yes! There are others as if not more deserving of incarceration (I'm talking to you Chucklehead and Darth Cheney!), but I'll take it. My favorite judge in the whole wide world (Hi, Judge Walton!) has seen fit to have good old Scooter start serving his sentence while the lawyers appeal his conviction. I may have to TiVo the footage of him entering the prison so I can watch it over and over again.

Believe me, I know that there's little chance that Libby will spend much of his sentence in jail where he belongs. I'm sure that Chucklehead already has his pardon pen at the ready. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me that on his way out the White House door for the last time that he would give blanket pardons to everyone who's ever served in his administration.

But until then, I intend to enjoy each and every minute of this.